The Elvis Plan
Does your family have an Elvis plan?
If the King of Rock and Roll should suddenly appear in your kitchen, do you and yours know the steps necessary to survive?
Elvis can strike anywhere, at any time. Be prepared.
Make a plan. Discuss the plan with your loved ones. Practice your Elvis Drills daily.
No one thinks it can happen to them.
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Sample Elvis Plan
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NOTE: this is only a SAMPLE. If you follow this plan you will get lost and Elvis will kill you and eat your children.