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Elvis and The EVIL Alien Conspiracy
It's painful to think of the beloved Elvis dealing with Aliens.
It makes my heart hurt so to admit this, but it must be said:
The King has been on a 35 year mission to undermine the government and take over the world for his evil Alien employers.
These photos prove just that.
I ain't gonna argue with photos.
No sir, not me.
Judge for yourself.
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Exhibit One
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These crop circles appeared in Tupelo,
Mississippi, the birth place of the Former King and current pawn of
the evil alien empire.
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I believe this is what they call, "Empirical Evidence". But read on, it gets worse.. |
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Exhibit Two
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"Dr." Elvis performs an Alien autopsy. Elvis knew about the impending extraterrestrial invasion as early as 1956. |
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I just can't believe The King would do this to us. |
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Ripped from today's headlines! |
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There are those out there who don't believe me when I talk of Elvis' Alien connection. We call those people "Evil" and spit on them. Can you argue with these facts, taken from a national well-known news organization? Huh? Can you? I didn't think so buddy. |
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